*pre-order: 2-3 turnaround time*

Introducing the kitchen towel that'll make your guests do a double-take before grabbing a handful! At first glance, it's a chic striped kitchen essential, but lean in, and it's a laughing riot with "Fuck Fuckity Fuck" cleverly disguised as design.

This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, boasting a 7x weight absorbency rate that mops up spills like no other. Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.

• 100% High-Quality Flour Sack Cotton
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 26" square
• Hang Tight Towel Loop
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink
• Machine wash